Ron de Jeremy Rum

Yes, it’s exactly what you think it is. Hand crafted by 72-year old master distiller Francisco “Don Pancho” Fernandez, Ron de Jeremy Rum ($TBA) is a high-end dark rum that’s oak aged for seven years, resulting in a rich, smooth flavor with hints of vanilla, sugarcane, fruit, and spices, and comes in a bottle with the Hedgehog’s mug on the label. No word yet on whether it has any, ahem, “enhancing” properties.

-Kevin

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